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Bad Hair Dye
My first trip to Atlanta was, well, not all that memorable. I stayed with my ex-fiancee (I know, weird but we were cool like that). She took me around to some spots, can’t really remember them. My...
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The Price of Beauty: $742
I opened my eyes, dreading another day of itching, irritation and scabs. Yes, my scalp had scabs on it. They itched and whenever I put a bit too much pressure on them, they’d peel off. Along with a...
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P.S.A #1: Public Stripper Announcement
EAR SUCKING SUCKS Lap dances are extremely personal impersonal encounters. By personal, I mean that you are two adults in a small room alone together where she gets naked and you watch. Impersonal...
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My Neck, My Back, My Rug
I started taking some inventory: sofas, tables, bed, chairs, rugs – all things acquired from my previous engagement years prior. Washer, dryer – things I bought from a fellow dancer. Clothes, shoes,...
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PFFFFFFT!
When you finally get that elusive first dance of the night… Filed under: Atlanta, Las Vegas, Orlando, Tampa, Where To Next?
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A Word…
…problem – for strippers. Very few people believe that there is an abundance of intelligence in the world of exotic performance. I’ve brought it up before, but I now feel the need to elaborate on what...
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Weight A Minute
Sometimes, the anticipation of a big move is scary, daunting and stressful. But for me, it was exhilarating. I was looking forward to a huge new place, new people and so many new opportunities. I...
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Atlanta Pride Events Are Over…
Thankfully, I’ve already bought tickets for next year. I had soooo much fun. Which explains why this post is so short – I’m still f&ck*ng exhausted.Filed under: Atlanta, Where To Next?
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F#ck@ng Strippers. G*dd^mn Lesbians.
Strippers are notorious for being no-shows, late, unkempt and even lazy. Former strippers sometimes have a tendency to maintain some of those ill-gotten habits every once in a while. While I have...
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My Cup Runneth Over…and Over
Ahhh…a new year brings a new attitude, a zest for life. I am truly, truly the happiest I’ve been in a supremely long time. So much so that it made me question whether or not to continue my blog. I...
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